I would love to see a crazy New Yorker sucker punch Howard or Beth.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Pickle Jar, Apr 10, 2014.

  1. Pickle Jar

    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    Assholes
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    I don't think I would want to see anyone get sucker punched, but one of those nut jobs could throw a gallon of paint of on them! Can you imagine the wig damage control team springing into action after that!
     
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    I'd settle for someone tearing the wig off his head on camera.
     
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    Jeff Van Gundy will.
     
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    Howard would spend millions on lawyers to keep that video offline.
     
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    I wouldn't want to see that, but I would love to see them take a turd or a bag of piss to the head from a crazy person.

    I would also love to see Xanadu washed out to sea.
     
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    NY'ers have more class than to deck wussies. That's more a NJ thing to do.
     
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    I want this more than winning the lottery. I would go to my grave a happy and complete man.
     
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    I will pay $2,000 to anyone who eggs the wigged fraud or his wife anywhere anytime and gets a pic....
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    For all the tough talk you'd expect someone would at least dump a coke on their head at the game.
     
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    The wig thing sounds ok but as far as some 1 getting hurt naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
     
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    This isn't all that big of a deal.
     
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    A crazy New Yorker ?? surely you Jest. :hhh:
     
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    Punch? That would give him streetcredz.

    No, the thing that would destroy him would be if someone tugged on his wig and pulled it off.

    Imagine if some paparazzi took a snap of his wig being half off his head. Many LULZ would be had! Howard would go insane. He would probably lock himself up in one of his homes and never come out. He'd end up like Howard Hughes!

    And paparazzi who takes these pics would make a $500k minimum when all is said and done. One of these photogs should throw $20 to some homeless man and make it happen.
     
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    Howard And Beth's Horrifying Saturday Night. 04/03/06. 7:30am

    He said that what happened was that he went to dinner about 4 or 5 blocks from his apartment. When they left around 8pm they decided to walk because it was so nice out. It was dark out and what appeared to be a homeless guy approached him and mumbled something. The guy was getting into his space and he couldn't understand what he was saying. Beth got a little freaked out and the guy got angrier and angrier. He wouldn't stop so he turned to Beth and said that it was going to be a situation and told her to run away and he would take care of it. She refused to leave and grabbed his hand telling him to move faster. Howard said that the guy appeared to be on something but he's really not sure. He told the guy to calm down but that made things worse. Beth was thinking very clearly and told him to get into a cab with her. The guy was cursing them out and circling them so Beth got into the cab. He spun around to see where the guy was and the next thing he knew was that Beth was crying in the cab. He hopped in and the guy started to chase them down. It turns out that the guy spit in her face and got it in her eyes and mouth. He said that the guy was a mess and the cab driver was freaked out as well so he had the cabbie drive them home.
     
  18. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    I would just love some pack of 13-year-olds lowering a fish hook and snatching the wig off his head as he walked in or out of somewhere.

    But truth of the matter is that no 13-year-old in the world knows who Howard is or what a "Wig Rape" would mean.
     
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    I hate Wiggy more than the next guy but if his story of how it went down is the real story he actually started out ok. He told her to get in the cab and he would take care of it. But in the end he was all talk and in the end he wound up looking like the douche he truly is.
     
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    IF that's how it went down. There's almost no chance that it is though since it's Howard telling the story. I'd love to have seen the real situation.
    You just know the whole thing started because the guy asked for spare change and Howard pretended he couldn't understand him.