I would rather fuck Tan Mom than Peg Legged Beth.

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  1. Ruffypup

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Beef is a FEW years, a few more bottles of booze and some tanning cream away from BEING Tan Mom.
     
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    I'd rather slam my dick in a car door that fuck Tan Mom. I think you're full of shit
     
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    I think you are full of shit too.
    I agree tan mom is a dog, but I will not voluntarily be slamming my dick in a car door any time soon. I would plow that old bag six ways to Sunday to avoid that car door deal.
     
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    You may have a point
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Tan mom would be wild and insane at least, if you were looking for that kind of night

    I can't even imagine how big of a snore Beth would be
     
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    Tan Mom skins seems devoid of suppleness. Might crackle and cut your you-know-what. Just saying….
     
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    Beth might break a hip or even worse, you'll scrape your d*ck on her pelvic bone.
     
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    Tan mom is one drink away from wet brain and there's just no telling what she might grab and tear as a mad-cap souvenir of your night of passionate love making.

    Sorry. Gotta go with Beef. She might do her nails and stare at the ceiling, but at least I'll get out in one piece.
     
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    Your d*ck will come out of Beth looking like a #2 pencil.
     
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    Whew. That's a tough choice.

    Technically, I should find Beth very attractive. Blonde hair, blues eyes, slim waistline, etc....but I don't. She has no zero intellect (can you imagine trying to have a conversation on any topic besides cats and Twitter?), she possesses no charm or grace (those man hands and clown feet don't help), and I frankly I think she'd be a lousy screw. I just know she'd just lay there like a corpse and expect you to do all the work.

    Tan Mom's skin may look and feel like leather, but I bet she'd give you your money's worth in bed.

    I'm thinking I'd pick "Tan Mom With The Lights Off" for $100 Alex.