I would so dump my man if he said shit like this....

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Fabulous"
    "my outfits"
    "my stylist"
    "John Varvados"
    "Let's watch the Bachelor tonight!"
    "I'll have a Sea Breeze please"
    and if he knew what a dust ruffle was, he'd be out the door in a nanosecond.

    Ladies of Dawg Saloon, other thoughts?
     
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    portion
     
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    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    A man would never say those things. :D
     
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    "Shave my back Ralph"
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/item_y4PSroyq0CWnfiBzyQTsbO

    Lange, who pays Teddy $24,000 a year for part-time work, then accused Teddy of embarrassing him in front of friends last week in LA when he called Bloomingdale's department store by its nickname, Bloomie's, and announced the store didn't have something in Lange's size.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Oh and yes, if he had teeth as white as the porcelain on my toilet. GONE!
     
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    D Tard!! :cheer:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    There is my bud Naz!! Big hugs!
     
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    So you like big smelly ogre's who are unsophisticated and without a fashion sense? Got it!
     
  11. slats7

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    I just realized that I've never met a flamboyantly gay lawyer, dentist, doctor, optometrist, pharmacist or pilot.
     
  12. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    You forgot obsessed with cock.
     
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    beer can thick no less...:grad:
     
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    :nocheer: what's wrong with 'fabulous'?
     
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    you forgot about 'belly fat'...that in itself would get me to change the locks.
     
  17. Herc

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    Specifically Howard's obsessed with black cock . . .
     
  18. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yeah, I want a man who can fix things,
    not back out of the bedroom b/c he doesn't want me to see his cellulite,
    not pay someone $8K to put up a TV,
    and not want to spend Friday evening reading rag mags together with a glass of wine....( I got girl friends for that)
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thank you for reminding me..if he ever uttered the words "thick beer can cock"....he would be out the door.