I wrong? No! I'm not!

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  1. Mr Vengeance

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    So I had to work a later shift tonight and there was a game on that I wanted to see. So, I recorded the game. I get home, watch about half and then go outside to get something. A woman I know has an adult retarded son. He's not outside, but I see him look out the window and immediately run to the door. I start to run inside to avoid him- I've spent several hours avoiding texts and social media to not know the score! He opens the door and yells out that my team lost. I lose it for 5 seconds and curse at him...the mom hears me and she gets upset. I shoot back to tell him to not ever tell me a sports score again.

    I'm right. Telling someone the score of a game is a reason to go. Retard or not........

    I take sports seriously goddamn it.
     
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    This is actually an interesting dilemma.
    Do you treat him as just another dude and bust his balls?
    Or do you try to help him socialize and build confidence by playing it cool?
    Seriously, it's probably in his best long term interest to give him some shit and help him feel and act like one of the guys. What do others think?
     
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  3. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    I think I should have nailed him in the balls with a socket wrench....
     
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    Zyro Well-Known Member

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    But how could that spoil it? Remember, he's a retard. There's a good enough chance that he doesn't understand the score. For all he knows, the team with the least points wins.
     
  5. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    its a very difficult feat to accomplish.
    i once made it to the 2 min warning and i get a phonecall.
    i answer saying "dont tell me who won"
    she goes "we lost"

    had i not said anything it prolly woulda been ok :(



    the blame is on u for giving someone the chance to fk it up
     
  6. Head Censor

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    :jj:


     
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    Thhe kid did you a favor. You should buy him a "hitman" T shirt as a thank you.
     
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  8. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    1. No sympathy for a special needs man makes you a special kind of jerk IMHO.
    2. Have you tried having sex with women? I hear that can be as pleasurable as watching sports.
     
  9. wife is a whore

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    I get the feeling that you left out the fact that it was a preseason football game, in order to get sympathy. Please confirm or deny this, so I know how to proceed.

    TY
     
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    What does the mother look like
     
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  11. Biff DiBiase

    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    I wish that I didn't have to go to bed, or I would watch this thread all night! At least I have something to do when I go to the office in the morning:)
     
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    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    Does it matter? He pretty much gave up any chance of a blowie with the mother.
     
  13. Mr Vengeance

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    Yeah...women are so much fun. Hey, let me spend all my fucking cash so that she can maybe give me a 12 second blowjob because telling me her damn jaw is sore...meanwhile it's ok for me to go down for 40 minutes. Yeah, yeah, I know- if it's taking 40 minutes I'm not doing it right. BULLSHIT. So much more fun that drinking beer and watching sports....because lord knows, jerking off isn't just as good as women.

    I don't give a fuck if he's retarded. He knew EXACTLY what he was doing. Retard jerkoff is still a jerkoff!!!!!
     
  14. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Angry.....and wordy.
     
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    Doggy style during NFL playoffs is great. You can immediately vent when yer team fucks up by slappin ass and thrusting harder.
     
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    How about you shut the fuck up?
     
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    Wahhhh..I'm making you read.
     
  18. Mr Vengeance

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    :artiejj:HEY RETARD!!!! STOP TELLING ME THE SCORE RETARD!!!!!
     
  19. wife is a whore

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    Yes it does. Caring about the score of the first preseason game, when most of yer starters are only in for a series or a quarter, is fucking nuts.
     
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  20. Jayla

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    Solid point. :)
     
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