Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DrivenByDemons, Apr 26, 2016.
Fucking tree pollen FUCK THIS SHIT
I'm angry today
At least the Hawks wo....... oh never mind
I'm with you. But the Cubs look good
all the extra killer CO2 in the air is making the trees grow like weeds!
#whitepeoplesproblems oh wait.
Anyone else ever heard of "cum trees?" They are all over here and make your town smell like cum and cause you to sneeze and wheeze:
Your Street Probably Smells Like Semen Right Now--But It Might Not Next Spring
by Juliet Lapidos April 9, 2013
On a mild April night some years ago, I walked past a college dorm in New Haven and smelled something I couldn’t place. It reminded me vaguely of swimming pools. Was it chlorine? I sniffed again, more deeply than before. Suddenly I knew exactly what it was and hurried away, internally berating an unseen teenage boy. A few evenings later, in the same spot, I smelled it again. Filled with a sense of moral outrage I looked around, I looked up, and identified the culprit: A tree.
More precisely, a Callery Pear, or Pyrus calleryana, a deciduous tree that’s common throughout North America. It blossoms in early spring and produces beautiful, five-petaled white flowers—that smell like semen.
3 cups in 6 years. I have a hard time feeling bad for you.
Especially because of 2010........it still hurts
My pear trees stink to high heaven but not like jizz.
Thanks for your input.
I'm here for you dude.
my jizz smells like a chlorine swimming pool, is that normal?