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  1. DrivenByDemons

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    Fucking tree pollen :pissed: FUCK THIS SHIT
     
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    I'm angry today
     
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    FUCK EVERYONE
     
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    At least the Hawks wo....... oh never mind
     
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    Snort And so we pass on by the crimson eye Gold

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    I'm with you. But the Cubs look good :)
     
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    all the extra killer CO2 in the air is making the trees grow like weeds! :bigcry:
     
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    Snort And so we pass on by the crimson eye Gold

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    #whitepeoplesproblems oh wait. :worried:
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

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    FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Anyone else ever heard of "cum trees?" They are all over here and make your town smell like cum and cause you to sneeze and wheeze:

    Your Street Probably Smells Like Semen Right Now--But It Might Not Next Spring
    by Juliet Lapidos April 9, 2013
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    On a mild April night some years ago, I walked past a college dorm in New Haven and smelled something I couldn’t place. It reminded me vaguely of swimming pools. Was it chlorine? I sniffed again, more deeply than before. Suddenly I knew exactly what it was and hurried away, internally berating an unseen teenage boy. A few evenings later, in the same spot, I smelled it again. Filled with a sense of moral outrage I looked around, I looked up, and identified the culprit: A tree.

    More precisely, a Callery Pear, or Pyrus calleryana, a deciduous tree that’s common throughout North America. It blossoms in early spring and produces beautiful, five-petaled white flowers—that smell like semen.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrus_calleryana
     
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    3 cups in 6 years. I have a hard time feeling bad for you.

    Especially because of 2010........it still hurts
     
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    My pear trees stink to high heaven but not like jizz.
     
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    Thanks for your input.
     
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    I'm here for you dude. :console:
     
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    my jizz smells like a chlorine swimming pool, is that normal?