I know there are not many sports threads here - but this Ichiro and his '4000 hits' story is driving me fucking nuts. I think it's fucking ridiculous - all the headlines, 'Ichiro hits #4000!' etc... The dude is a hitting machine, and first ballot HOF -- but he does NOT have 4000 hits in MLB. The whole, 'He has 4000 pro hits' - what the fuck? Are we going to start adding CFL stats to NFL stats? Or minor league (still pro) stats to MLB stats? Fucking NY and your asshole baseball team trying to celebrate a fake highlight. I know baseball is anxious for someone to pass Pete Rose, but this is fucking crazy! / carry on.