I'd bang Martha Stewart.

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  1. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Just saying.
     
  2. HAL

    HAL HAM

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  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    You're so generous.
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Is it a Full Moon?
     
  5. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    wha
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    That's because I'm not a Canadian.
     
  7. Capn Crud

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    She can make you some pate brisee when you are done licking her snatch
     
  8. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Stevie on the attack
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :jerk:
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Wha...a?
     
  11. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    I love her voice and she's Polish too which I also like.
     
  12. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    Must be desperate. Virgin?
     
  13. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Fuck you and your AV.
     
  14. TonyJax

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    She is an ex con. :no:
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    I would fuck martha stewart if hal was already in her ass
     
  16. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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    She's 73. :no:

    I'd a fucked the shit out of a 63 year old Martha Stewart though.
    Doggy style.

    That big white moon ass sticking up in the air. :c
     
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  17. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    I think a lot of men feel like that about Martha.

    She also has a great sense of humor, including about herself.

    I love her on the talk shows doing skits, she can take and give a joke with the best of em.
     
  18. HAL

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    Gross
     
  19. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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  20. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Hey new guy...
     
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