I'd like to be a VIP too please

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Hook me up.

    TIA
     
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    It's on like donkey kong, nigga
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    LHJ is a cunt.
     
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    I'd like to be white but that ain't happenin either
     
  5. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    What the fuck? You cock flossers... who decides who's a VIP around here?

    If you're lucky I'll make monkey my personal ball washer.
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Sent a PM to "Danny Noonan".

    He takes all ball washing and VIP requests.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    oooh I got no rhythm
    I just keep losing the beat

    :dance:

     
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  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Let's all be VIP's and suck each other off.
     
  9. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    That's just gay.
     
  10. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    "you can be anything, if you just put your mind to it..."


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  11. mattyfishrip197

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    piv for me...and a tight vag on the side...please
     
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    That's why he wants to be a VIP
     
  13. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    No really, tap me shoulder.

    Knight me...
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm a little upset this hasn't happened yet.



    crown me.
     
  16. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Oh look its mange man another derelict from "over there"

    You a VIP yet dude?
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Your shit is crowning and "touching cotton".
     
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    mange man will fuck you UP mister
     
  20. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    The only title i have left for you is Steers and queers :jj: