I'd like to masturbate

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 7, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    But I'm at work :depressed:
     
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    Don't they have enclosed stalls at your job? :jerk:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I can't jerk off in a bathroom that's gross
     
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  4. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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  5. freds

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    Somebody’s dying today—you can hear it in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. On a soundstage in Hollywood this April, the actor who plays Major Marquis Warren in Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight is swirling up a tornado of a monologue—one, it’s safe to say, that contains great vengeance and furious anger—and preparing to deliver his hapless victim a new pair of breathing holes courtesy of Mr. Samuel Colt. Squibs are packed and ready to spew twin gooey bursts of fake blood all over the cozy rustic interior of Minnie’s Haberdashery.

    http://www.ew.com/article/2015/05/0...l?hootPostID=205275e8e742b59dad5c52004a72f141

    check this out. it will take your mind off your penis.
     
  6. Tuesday

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  7. headerheader

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    I'm at work too :(

    Oh wait...
     
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  8. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I love tittys
     
  9. headerheader

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    IMG_20150507_120315-1.jpg

    Now Ima hijack your thread with this selfie I took
     
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  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    freds you broke it VIP

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    and there you go.
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    dude Chriza, header is trying to fuck sending all these pics out
     
  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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  14. headerheader

    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    Or maybe I want everyone to give me attention?
     
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    headerheader VIP Extreme Gold

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    I know that no one cares but I love this movie
     
  16. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    nah just chriza, thats why you just post in his threads....it isnt hard to read in between the lines
     
  17. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Do you date married men?
     
  18. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    before you two go out on your next date you should let him slay before he drinks his Busch Light
     
  19. headerheader

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    Depends on how much money they have and can spend on me
     
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    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    :hhh: