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  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I once got a brush burn on it while rubbing it between the couch cushions as I watched the Spice channel. :eek:
     
  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I beat off to completion in a Burlington Coat Factory dressing room when I was about 12 or 13.
     
  3. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    At least it wasn't a low class place like Marshall's
     
  4. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I pumped off mid flight in my seat under a blanket when I was 13.
     
  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Respect.
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I used to use the tail of a big stuffed Pink Panther to get off
     
  7. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I banged a chick who lived with her mom in a Kohl's dressing room a few years ago.
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Ahhhhh, the Spice Channel :umm:
     
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    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    My first tug was a black and white pic of a bottomless bo derek horseback (side ass) in people magazine.
     
  11. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Aaaand found it.


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  12. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    That's really hot.
     
  13. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Now start beating off.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She lived with her mom in a kohl's dressing room?
     
  15. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I used to steal my mom and sisters V secret circa 1993? 94? And beat off furiously to it.

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  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
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    I had 4 older brothers, with massive porn collections :hhh:
     
  18. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    God, that's really not fair. I had to trade a dime sack for a vhs porno once.
     
  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    [video=youtube;lbv4YYjH4zo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbv4YYjH4zo[/video]
     
  20. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Yes. Her mom was in another stall at the time.