I'd like to throw a party and fill the keg with non alcoholic beer

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    watch everyone act drunk :jj:
     
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    I'll bring the oregano wacky tobacky.
     
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    I don't think that would work on adults.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    i beg to differ
     
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    You are a mad man

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    it would work on high school kids
     
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    This was a plot premise on Freaks & Geeks.
     
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    Laugh at the bad drivers pulled over for suspicion of DUI.
     
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    Every frat does this.
     
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    Dumb idea
     
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    Gee I'd love to attend but unfortunately I have a prior engagement.
     
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    I'd prefer beating off in your beautiful soup
     
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    Then, to be a real party maven, fill the water bottles for the party-going "teetotalers" with vodker'. Uproarious hilarity and lawsuits will follow.
     
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    I told my friend to do something similar with vodka. He was throwing a party and wanted to have a big cooler of red bull and vodka premade. He wanted to use really expensive vodka I told him not to bother no one would know. I said just make it with cheap ass vodka and put a bottle of Sky next to it and tell people that's what you used. No one will be able to tell

    He did and said he had like twelve people tell him how amazing it tasted and they loved the vodka. Meanwhile it was like 8 dollars a gallon shit ass vodka. The placebo effect is powerful

    This would work
     
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    different concept. and top shelf is like everything else, it caters to the stupid.
     
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    What an annoying party.
     
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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    I did this trick years ago pouring Georgi vodker into empty Ketel One bottles at a party. These idiots didn't even know the difference. And I kept the good shit for myself:prancing:
     
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    We gave a kid fake acid once it was hilarious when it started "kickin in"
     
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    We gave a unknowing kid real acid once. Hilarity did ensue around 5th period.


     
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