Mystery I'd Log My Undies...

Discussion in 'Unexplained Mysteries' started by Jim J Jiblets, Jan 20, 2015.

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Who's calling?

  1. NORAD

    54.5%
  2. Exo-Military Base (Space: Asteroid, Lunar, Planetary, etc.)

    18.2%
  3. Weapons Base (Earth: Nuclear, Conventional, etc.)

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  4. Black-Ops

    0 vote(s)
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  5. Dawg

    27.3%
  6. Hoax

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  1. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    ...if I ever got this phonecall. :chair:

    <iframe src="//player.vimeo.com/video/117220629" width="500" height="281" frameborder="0" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen></iframe> <p><a href="
    ">Terrifying Phone Message</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user36558166">Phone Message</a> on <a href="https://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
     
  2. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Nice embed code.

    Fucking thing sucks.

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  3. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Here's the transcription:

    [Female voice] Connecting you. Please hold the line. (Beeps) [Male voice] NORAD (?) EWS (?) Station ZF77, ZF77 Status alert con 4, status alert con 4 Security tracing in progress Attention, attention, attention (Beep) WW09 ready, NP44 danger, HP87 ready, HQ39 ready, PK58 ready, FC23 ready, NN18 trigger, VY92 ready, LC56 secure (Beep) Attention, attention, attention (Beep) (Distorted noise) (Continuous tone until receiver is replaced)
     
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    sheet metal wor Well-Known Member

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    Military phonetic alphabet. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
     
  5. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    Here's what my Green Beret bub from Nam said--

     
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    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    It wasnt Dawg.

    It was NORAD.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    I voted Dawg b/c I think he would tell you to knock it the F off.
     
  8. Jim J Jiblets

    Jim J Jiblets #Hillary'sTongue

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    :wtf:

    Thank you for your kawl.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    :giggle: That made me laugh.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Quit bumping old threads you fucking piece of shit
     
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    @garypagetwo