I'd love to hear...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Caffeinated, Aug 10, 2014.

  1. Caffeinated

    Caffeinated Well-Known Member

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    ...caller after caller confronting Wigdouche on his....well, hypocritical asshattery. Pretend I'm Mariann from Brooklyn? Perhaps said callers would be more likely to be picked up on the Wrap Up "Show"
     
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    Will never happen, the only thing that is real on the show is Howies wig and that's not even real...hair:wigtip:
     
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    Maryann has the secret hotline number. :fil:
     
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    I would also like to hear the moans of a smoking hot 20 yr old while I bang her.
     
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    Good luck with that. Even when a real caller gets through, he shuts them down.
     
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    Hey, a girl can dream, can't she?
     
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    deez nuts?
     
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    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Sure, beth had a dream and look how it turned out.
     
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    Giggling like a fucknut :)
     
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    It would be nice but it will never happen. I have the secret phone number but I even I know the second the words "Brillo head" come out of my mouth, I would be hung up on.
     
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    Can't fault her Lou...her shoe closet is bigger than my whole house...but I'd rather have a 2k square foot house as opposed to having to F Howard.
     
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    I would just love to get him on a rant about selfies and cowboys hats again just to bring up Beef and see what he had to say and how he would spin it that she is an angel and not an attention grubbing gold digger.
     
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    But you see, I think the trick is not to have 'Brillo Head' or even 'Equine Fucker' to slip out. I would set myself up as a Beth devotee and kitty wrangler, that I have such a crush on Beefus (oh G-d forbid) and that she has helped kickstart the Revolution. I'd then segue into how much I love staring at her lovely pictures and...what do you, Howard, think about the fact she posts so many pictures of herself? I thought she didn't want to be famous? And why the photoshopping? And onward. Not that I have spent any significant thought on this topic. How dare you ;)
     
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