I'd love to know how Whiskey has benefitted society as a whole.

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  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG

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    It's benefited many holes, but that's not the point.
     
  2. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    its how the west was won.
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG

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  4. Westerberg

    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG

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    [video=youtube;u2V4UUjYBsA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2V4UUjYBsA[/video]
     
  5. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    It may not have benefited society but it sure has benefited me. :D
     
  6. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    It's kept the Irish from taking over the world. :fdrum:
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Winston Churchill was instrumental during wwII.
     
  8. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    W.C. Field was influential in American cinema.
     
  9. AmishGirl

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    [video=youtube;WdcqAns0VIw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdcqAns0VIw[/video]

    (Okay technically it's bourbon but ....)
     
  11. HeinousMark

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    If OP has ever seen actual photographs of early American settlers, OP would understand that whiskey was absolutely imperative in growing the population.....

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    How the west was fun
     
  14. HOLIC

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    the children who die because a drunk motherfucker plowed into their car have yet to benefit but i blame tequila for that not whisky
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    It's allowed unattractive girls to be sexually active, and to make babies that otherwise wouldn't have been born
     
  17. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP Gold

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    it created major industries and economies in all cultures, based upon substances which would otherwise be discarded as garbage, and as others have noted, whiskey has promoted genetic diversity by assisting hideously ugly people to have children.
     
  18. boxers

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    So alcohol is the cause of the planets lethal dose of overpopulation?
    Hell I cant be the only one whos had limp whiskey dick way too many times
     
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    If yer dick was limp when you were with women that looked like those pioneers, you are hereby forgiven.
     
  20. AmishGirl

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    [video=youtube;iFq6eZBS1iM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFq6eZBS1iM[/video]