Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Aug 26, 2013.
It's benefited many holes, but that's not the point.
its how the west was won.
It may not have benefited society but it sure has benefited me.
It's kept the Irish from taking over the world.
Winston Churchill was instrumental during wwII.
W.C. Field was influential in American cinema.
(Okay technically it's bourbon but ....)
If OP has ever seen actual photographs of early American settlers, OP would understand that whiskey was absolutely imperative in growing the population.....
How the west was fun
the children who die because a drunk motherfucker plowed into their car have yet to benefit but i blame tequila for that not whisky
It's allowed unattractive girls to be sexually active, and to make babies that otherwise wouldn't have been born
it created major industries and economies in all cultures, based upon substances which would otherwise be discarded as garbage, and as others have noted, whiskey has promoted genetic diversity by assisting hideously ugly people to have children.
So alcohol is the cause of the planets lethal dose of overpopulation?
Hell I cant be the only one whos had limp whiskey dick way too many times
If yer dick was limp when you were with women that looked like those pioneers, you are hereby forgiven.