Id rather walk to L.A. from San Diego than endure this 2 1/2 hour road trip!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 22, 2012.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    What no booster seat? Give that fucker a ticket. Hope to be at tonights show.
     
  3. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    So a Chink, a midget and a Jew are riding iin a car..
     
  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha! Dats a good vun!
     
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    Why isn't he sitting in a baby seat?
     
  7. Roland Schwinn

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    Eric the albino? Jeeeeeeeeeezus.
     
  8. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Boy the comedy world would be in serious mourning if that minivan smashed into a semi. Much like the airplane that carried Richie Valens and the Big Bopper.
     
  9. BethsZygote

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    If safety was his concern, he should have a booster seat, or at least sit anywhere but the middle.

    Hard brakes + no seat belt = though windshield.
     
  10. Shine

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    Eric smiles like a dickhead
     
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    Shuli looks so cool with that Iron Maiden shirt.
     
  12. GaryPuppet

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    Come one people, safety first!

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    Bye Bye Shuli Isreali guy.
     
  14. Herc

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    He would launch like a missile towards the driver in the opposing car if they got in a head on collision . . . :D
     
  15. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Somebody rip the maiden shirt off of the laugh assassin .
     
  16. AGT Blows

    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    I'm OK with that.
     
  17. Imus O Sternsky

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    Don't think he would even crack the glass. Be kind of like hitting a big bug on the highway. Lots of goo and splatter but no real damage, a quick squirt with the hose and you'd never know, or care.
     
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    wait what??? i leave san diego for a second and these cock suckers invade??
     
  19. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Good point, he could wind up in a wheelchair.
     
  20. David999

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    This thread is funny!:)