Ideas For The Twins

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by nicksgt, Jul 27, 2012.

  1. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    At the end of the show..let's help em out..loved the "I took a dump so big" game

    I always thought it would be fun to hear them do the "you can't handle the truth" dialogue between Cruise and Nicholson at the end of A Few Good Men

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    [TD]Col. Nathan R. Jessep:[/TD]
    [TD]You want answers?[/TD]
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    [TD]Lt. Daniel Kaffee:[/TD]
    [TD]I think I'm entitled.[/TD]
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    [TD]Col. Nathan R. Jessep:[/TD]
    [TD]You want answers?![/TD]
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    [TD]Lt. Daniel Kaffee:[/TD]
    [TD]I want the truth![/TD]
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    [TD]Col. Nathan R. Jessep:[/TD]
    [TD]You can't handle the truth![/TD]
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    [TD]Col. Nathan R. Jessep:[/TD]
    [TD]Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.[/TD]
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  2. HorseVsPelican

    HorseVsPelican Well-Known Member

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    Idea is to never let them near a mic.
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Have them sing the Star Spangled Banner with hotdogs in their mouths. :jj:
     
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    kev Well-Known Member

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    In Chicago accent: "We won't do things like that Artie!"
     
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    Nooooooaaaahhhhhhh
     
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    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Haha.. I love when midwest girls say Noooooahh. Reminds me of the movie Fargo.