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  1. Jim J Jiblets

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    So, my car has been busted into a second time this year. Dont know if it is boon-related or not, Moobs.

    My question, should I boobytrap my car? Would I get in trouble if I put together some kind of electrocution system and then left the door unlocked (knowing its probably the same guy)? Or maybe a zone alarm at 145db that would render him deaf and/or cause a heart attack?

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    Cheers :hat:


    You should really try Boonytrapping your car ..... Leave a KFC bucket, a two liter bottle of Grape Soda, and a bottle of Cocoa-Butter lotion in the front seat

    If you don't get any bites after two weeks, try leaving a crockpot full of Refried Beans, a case of Budweiser, a pair of Goatskin Cowboy boots, & a Purple Velvet dress-shirt ..... You'll get your culprits soon enough
     
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    Just put a sign up like danger high voltage, like they do with fences.:dontknow:
     
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    Disperse used condoms.
     
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    On my car?
     
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    You don't have an alarm system? What did they steal?
     
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    No way. Cant beat where I live. Ocean, restaurants, shopping...gurlz. Nice.

    And car thiefs. :facepalm:
     
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    Last Tuesday I found a used condom on my front lawn. i kicked into my neighbors yard.
     
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    Stole an ipod and my phone charger.

    Have one but I hate the beep. I disabled it. Wait...

    Turn On The Alarm!!!

    :yay:
     
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    They broke into your car just for that? It must've been a drug addict. They probably sold that shit to a pawn shop for about $10-$20 to get a fix.
     
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    Yeah, but the ipod had MY music on there. Do you know how good my taste is? Im sure he's on a brisk walk nodding his head with my tunes on. Lucky guy, actually.
     
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    I got a blowgun but the car never got broken into again and I moved.
     
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    Is that what you use to blow poisonous darts into someone's neck? Then they grab their neck and fall to their knees?
     
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    When I lived in Newark people would rig up some steel fishing leader to a treble hook and fix it to the back of the radio...guy comes after the radio from the back...he's hooked.....he screams, you come out with a bat and beat him senseless..but that was in the old days lol

    My policy these days is dont leave any valuables in the car...always leave a little change for the crackheads and DONT lock the doors...or they'll break the window