Idiocracy in Hawaii

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  1. gwartney

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    On a serious note, they are trying to keep a secret but hundreds of Hawaiians threw their virgin daughters into the nearest active volcano during the incident.
     
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    Nothing special. Twice by cops, 2 or 3 times growing up in the hood. Calm as a bomb every time, but shit still sucked and stuck with me. I remember one time this dude that was a friend of my cousin screamed “I’m just a kiiiiid!!!” when some dudes from East Los Drifters pulled a gun on us. I stopped hanging with my cousin after that :jj:
     
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    Why would cops pull a gun on you? :ucoffee:
     
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    That dude was creepy. I liked the chick in Uncle Buck, though. I was just figuring out hormones at the time.
     
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    Another stellar dawgshed conversation....
     
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    First time was when I was 19, party got broken up because of a fight, my buddies Blazer matched the description of the car they were looking for. Wasn’t us though. Second time, was in Hollywood, buddy in my truck was fighting with his girl, she tries jumping out of the car, undercovers ran up on the truck, guns to head , and had us all get out. Nothing that was ever my own doing.
     
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    just for reference, if Hawaii does see a missile its going to look something like this:
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    it will be headed toward N Korea. If one is launched from NK you probably wont see it. You will see this afterwards (and if Trump gets his way, you might see this before).

    Either way, if Vandenberg launches this is pretty much what you will see. 20 min later N Korea will not be seeing much of anything, ever again.
     
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    Bush gave him precedent for a pre emptive strike. Nuking 20 million people with our current political division would make us dangerously unstable.
     
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    as opposed to how unstable we are now.
     
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    I was lucky.
     
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    We have the technology to intercept a missile in the first stage of flight. Is it 100%. Probably not. All options should be on the table. I just pray we don't go with the worst option first. :pray:
     
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    Smart move. Job money ain’t worth your life. I was robbed once while on a pay phone by two shitheads. They say “hey homie, you got a dollar for the bus, dispensa(means my bad,in the hood), dog”. I reach in my wallet to help em out and they run me. Knife to the ribs, dude says don’t get brave, my homie has the “cuete” (gun). I give em the $20 or so I had and they’re on their way:jj:
     
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    She was cute. Her cute younger sister isn't cute anymore.

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    :nojj:
     
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    Look at all of those words! Puts Me To Sleep is making you melt!:backlol:
     
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    I read that in Herman Munster's voice.
     
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    CA2D3AFB-7149-4461-932B-7095B4226DD3.gif
     
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    her cap lock button must have been sticking
     
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    :lol:
     
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