Idiot Tries Jumping A Car - Fails!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Feb 25, 2012.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    566,373
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    122,770
    Likes Received:
    97,274
    Fuck that's got to hurt!

    [LIVELEAK]6bd_1330181308[/LIVELEAK]
     
  2. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

    Reputations:
    199
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    41,359
    Likes Received:
    9
    if that faggit didn't die Darwin is gonna be turning over in his grave
     
  3. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

    Reputations:
    41,450
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    54,251
    Likes Received:
    5,622
  4. Henry Gale

    Henry Gale New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Feb 21, 2012
    Messages:
    2,136
    Likes Received:
    0
    lol I hope the idiot broke a leg or two.
     
  5. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2011
    Messages:
    2,445
    Likes Received:
    1
    A hillbilly's last words: "Hey, look at THIS!"
     
  6. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

    Reputations:
    8,146
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    11,772
    Likes Received:
    1,339
    When I was growing up, there was a kid named Phil Jackson(name changed to protect identity) in our neighborhood that used to be able to jump cars.

    It was amazing to watch too. He'd just get a little running start and hurdle right over a Beetle.

    He was also great at all sports. Then when he turned 19 he moved in with a black dude he met at college and started taking it in the ass.

    Things got kind of awkward then. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

    Reputations:
    201,163
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    213,014
    Likes Received:
    37,131
    [​IMG] GIFSoup
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

    Reputations:
    189,658
    Joined:
    Oct 25, 2010
    Messages:
    87,572
    Likes Received:
    26,879

    :cwl: Excellent story!
     
  9. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -145,441
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    30,174
    Likes Received:
    17,537
    Some crazy Slavic land where people are barely human,
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    789,962
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    180,533
    Likes Received:
    100,621
    Great music.

    Cool vid.

    White people are so dum. :coffee:
     
  11. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    789,962
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    180,533
    Likes Received:
    100,621

    Ditto. :c
     
  12. banksy

    banksy FAT FADED FUCK FACE VIP

    Reputations:
    69,201
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    73,991
    Likes Received:
    8,526
    :D
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 23, 2014
  13. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    101,121
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    34,363
    Likes Received:
    15,292
    oh man, that's so awesome :funny:
     
  14. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

    Reputations:
    101,121
    Joined:
    Feb 25, 2012
    Messages:
    34,363
    Likes Received:
    15,292
    the kid's expression in the car is priceless :jj:
     
  15. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

    Reputations:
    166,345
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    82,910
    Likes Received:
    29,130
    RHD car, mountains, evergreens, pasty white kids. Where the hell does this take place?
     
  16. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

    Reputations:
    1,836
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    16,501
    Likes Received:
    174
    Wish Kobe would have got hit :pissed:
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 23, 2014
  17. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
  18. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

    Reputations:
    96,085
    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2010
    Messages:
    30,690
    Likes Received:
    18,623
    Looks like he was in the foreground and the car was next to him. You can tell by where his feet are against the shadow vs where the wheels were. In other words if he missed, he would have landed next to the car. You can also see his shadow on the side of the car if you pause it which tells you he wasn't going over it. He definitely jumped high enough to do it and I don't doubt he could, but there's no way the Lakers are letting him do something like that.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 23, 2014
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    233,376
    Joined:
    May 23, 2011
    Messages:
    124,183
    Likes Received:
    45,101

    for real. the lakers and his agent would shit of he did that
     
  20. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

    Reputations:
    110,601
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2011
    Messages:
    41,326
    Likes Received:
    5,240
    Or you can stop pretending to be a whiz. And just listen to the interview where he said it was fake because his contract restrictions would never allow this to happen.