Idiot Tries Jumping A Car - Fails!!

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  1. dawg

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    Fuck that's got to hurt!

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    if that faggit didn't die Darwin is gonna be turning over in his grave
     
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    lol I hope the idiot broke a leg or two.
     
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    A hillbilly's last words: "Hey, look at THIS!"
     
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    When I was growing up, there was a kid named Phil Jackson(name changed to protect identity) in our neighborhood that used to be able to jump cars.

    It was amazing to watch too. He'd just get a little running start and hurdle right over a Beetle.

    He was also great at all sports. Then when he turned 19 he moved in with a black dude he met at college and started taking it in the ass.

    Things got kind of awkward then. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
     
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    :cwl: Excellent story!
     
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    Some crazy Slavic land where people are barely human,
     
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    Great music.

    Cool vid.

    White people are so dum. :coffee:
     
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    Ditto. :c
     
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    oh man, that's so awesome :funny:
     
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    the kid's expression in the car is priceless :jj:
     
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    RHD car, mountains, evergreens, pasty white kids. Where the hell does this take place?
     
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    Wish Kobe would have got hit :pissed:
     
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    Looks like he was in the foreground and the car was next to him. You can tell by where his feet are against the shadow vs where the wheels were. In other words if he missed, he would have landed next to the car. You can also see his shadow on the side of the car if you pause it which tells you he wasn't going over it. He definitely jumped high enough to do it and I don't doubt he could, but there's no way the Lakers are letting him do something like that.
     
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    for real. the lakers and his agent would shit of he did that
     
  20. BearShit

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    Or you can stop pretending to be a whiz. And just listen to the interview where he said it was fake because his contract restrictions would never allow this to happen.