Idiots guide to what happened in Syria yesterday

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  1. tired

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    Assad is a murdering dictator aligned with russia

    Rebel movement springs up against him

    Assad and rebels fight

    Isis foreign fighters show up

    Isis takes it to Assad and the rebels

    Russia says it will help destroy Isis instead takes the opportunity to also the destroy the anti dictator rebels under the cover of being the good guy Isis destroyers while really being the pro dictator foreign forces

    Russia in a aggressive manor nears or flies over Turkish air space with an armed fighter jet and the Turks shoot it out of the sky.

    Russia takes the opportunity to attack turkey in the press calling them pro Isis while they are actually pro rebels (not Isis) anti assad the russians biggest trade partner in the middle East

    The end. I'll be available for interviews. Oh and stern is still a fag!
     
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    That's a good story
     
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    All they know are dictatorships. That's why Iraq was better off with Saddam in power.
     
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    Wish there was a picture version.
     
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    My info is that ISIS supplies are from Turkey and protected by Turkey. That makes them fair game as far as I am concerned.

    Russia has a dictatorship as a client state. So what? Every one they've ever had was one. And most of the client states we had were too.
     
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    Turkey is a corrupt, jihadist shithole which has never acknowledged or apologized for nailing millions of Armenians and Greeks to crosses. I hope Russia fucks them up good.
     
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    All of that happened in Syria yesterday??

    That's a busy day. I hope they all still had time to pray to Mecca!
     
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    whats really important is giving thanks to Larry inc.
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    instead of making a thread about things that dont matter honor and give thanks to the true heros. happy Larrysgiving and remember #onlylarryinc.livesmatter
     
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    Syria is bad real bad right now, imagine it without Assad
     
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    Is that one of Trump's Atlantic City properties?
     
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    Whenever I get bummed about how shitty our foreign policy, I watch this video and it makes me smile.
     
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    I know what I'm going to watch tonight!
     
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    Which flavors
     
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    So, if they send a nice card, all is forgiven?
     
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