IF a guy were single

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    he could pull a metric fuck ton of ass working counter (service or parts) at a dealership...

    I just got the old "well, I'd do just about anything if somebody could help me". She was a pretty decent looking woman, too.


    :jerk:
     
  2. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Carpenters can get the same treatment.
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    IT professionals dont :tears:
     
  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Mack I think Mario wants to deep seed your 2nd spot. Just giving you a heads up to pucker your pink asshole.
     
  5. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Not too many broads at the front counter, though. Except for lost keys, which cost a "metric shit ton" these days, btw. :D
     
  6. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Edit: "metric FUCK ton" no disrespect intended, Mack :D
     
  7. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    in college, i installed cable. was always amazed at what those milfs answered the door wearing.:cool:
     
  8. Porn Stache

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    Really? That's news to me.
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    We actually get quite a few single women up front. :up:
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Right?

    I'd actually like to hear from a ladies perspective on some of this bidness.
     
  11. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Hold on... HAL should be in momentarily...
     
  12. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    I delivered a food order to a chick in bra and panties in college.
     
  13. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    was she a bodybuilder?


    Sick-o :facepalm:
     
  14. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I have a buddy that is single and a decent mechanic. I keep telling him that he should put an ad on Craigslist offering wrenching for BJs. They pay for parts and trade out on the labor.
     
  15. Splash

    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Sign on the lawn said The Bansky's. There was a fat bald guy passed out on the couch
     
  16. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    :haha: wasn't me! I'd never have one of those dumbass signs at my house!



    My parents did, though. :scratch:
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    If it was your mom she was pretty hot, I ended up eating her with ice in my mouth.
     
  18. kellyg

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    Single...only thing I manage to get done for me today was get my flat tire changed by some nice Guy...
     
  19. Husker Riley

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    Why were you wearing a bra and panties?
     
  20. Husker Riley

    Husker Riley Well-Known Member

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    What "service" did you provide to pay the man?