If a hooker ever takes your money and runs in Texas...

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  1. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    You can kill her. Apparently.

    [video=youtube;qn1HcXtMd2c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn1HcXtMd2c[/video]

    Holy shit. I'm as pro-gun as you can get and even I think this is fucking nuts. :eek:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/jilted-john-acquitted-texas-prostitute-death-article-1.1365975

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  2. R.P. McMurphy

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    Texas has the officially sanctioned "He / She Needed Killin'" defense. Tx courts generally accept the commonsense wisdom that some people need killing occasionally; its sort of like self-defense except that the accused has to convince the court that a majority of ordinary citizens would agree that the person needed killin for the offense.
     
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    Everything's bigger in Texas... yummy down on that.
     
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    "Your honor, i wouldn't have ordinarily shot the ho, but she stole my money and wouldn't give me any play!. She insulted my machismo and my reputation as a man. Obviously she needed killin before she does that to your son or brother!"
     
  6. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Next time Howard's in Austin, somebody should demand that they be reimbursed for their lifetime subscription of uncensored, commercial-free radio. Or else. :cowboy::6gunz:
     
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    Gee, I can't imagine why she'd turn down such a great guy... :facepalm:
     
  8. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    "The bad news, Mr. Frago..your daughter was shot dead.
    The worse news; she was shot while escorting.

    The good news, Mr. Frago; she wasn't actually fucking her clients."
     
  9. tHISisKiSSeL

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    if he would just shoot his whore for services not rendered i'd call the revolution debt square.
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...whats weird is in most states property crimes dont even get a response from the police, theyre real low priority but in texas if you scam somebody out of a hundrend fifty dollars youre paying for it with your life. somethings very fairly wrong here.
     
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    Tit for tat
     
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    and to think all the money i wasted on dates ..


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    They'll give honest, ethical whores a bad name.
     
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    just as an FYI, Judges in TX aren't necessarily lawyers.:facepalm:
     
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    ...same in nevada.
     
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    Bust a deal & face the wheel!

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    She wasn't a hooker, she was a thief. you reap what you sow.
     
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    Artie allways told us to make sure the hooker claps her hands while you are in the bathroom, he knew what he was talking about.
     
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    First of all, they hired an escort to work as that news anchor. Did she complete one sentence of that unprofessional script even once?

    As for the case, that's obscene. Escorts can only legally be hired for their time and companionship, not for sex. If he paid for sex, he was committing a crime and can't use that excuse that he was recovering property.

    Texas is one fucked up place.
     
  20. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    That's the beauty of RT. Quasi-attractive women who can't read more than 8 words without fucking up. I made a compilation video of RT's Meghan Lopez fucking up lines for nearly four minutes. Youtube made me take it down though.