If a real old person kept showing up where you were, would you change your route?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Or befriend them because they are probably lonely? I'm talking retiree age.
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    My route? What the fuck am I in this scenario, a paper boy?
     
  3. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Im thinking mail man, and then i would probably give them a good rodgering....thats right im a british mail man.
     
  4. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I like this better. Federal benefits n shit.
     
  5. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Do the british mail men have to wear as gay a uniform as their crossing guards wear?
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    This turned out nice.

    No, I'm talking about when I walk my dogs.
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    This old man always tries to talk to me from his yard, and the past two days in a row he has gone into the park where I walk.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I know he has a wife because I walk the same route every day. Talk to your wife, I say, I am not your friend.
     
  9. Johnnykstaint

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    I would definitely change my route, unless i was gonna fuck him.
     
  10. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Just shoot Dave and be done with it :coffee:
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I'd probably befriend. :dontknow:
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Yeah but having friends is such a waste of time.
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I did this morning. I'm sure he's a nice person, I just hate talking to people. I obviously enjoy typing to people, though.
     
  14. Johnnykstaint

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    :bath:
     
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    I understand perfectly.
     
  16. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    Bob,i'm old.
    that man could be me.
     
  17. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    one of my closest and dearest friends is 84 years old
     
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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    This guy is way older and has a tiny elfin white dog.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I'm betting it isn't someone who just started following you through the park trying to talk to you though, is it?
     
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    There's nothing wrong with making a new friend.