If a scientific elasticity test were done would the anus or vagina be more strechable

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    I've taken some pretty large "post-Thanksgiving" dumps in my life.. but I've also watched a baby's head squish out of a vagina....


    I think this deserves a federally funded study, posthaste
     
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    The anus is made up of muscle fibers and the vagina is made up of elastic tissue :bigthink:
     
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    ..... which lines vaginal muscle fiber
     
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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Paging Dr. Neepack, paging Dr. Mistress
     
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    :dontknow:
     
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    from professional experience I can tell you that babies are bigger than poop
     
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    I am impressed with both of your levels of knowledge on this subject...seriously.
     
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    Please tell me you haven't had to clear the former from a clogged toilet.
     
  9. Phan Neepack

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    ... You've never consumed one of my grandmothers Thanksgiving feasts.
     
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    I wonder if there was ever a turd that tore an anus.
     
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    oh hells no. I don't work in the hood.
     
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    Dancing Nixon.
     
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    You really need to consider taking an interest in sports. :grad:



    And I have never taken a shit anywhere near the size of a baby, and I have taken some big shits.

    :c
     
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    I might have taken a 5 pounder.


    They should make toilets with an internal scale so your poop is weighed. :idea:
     
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    Boring... As the outcome is wholeheartedly irrelevant to my life, in any capacity
     
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    This is a good idea, and the perfect reason for why there are messageboards in the first place. So that brilliant people can come together and collaborate brilliant ideas. :grad:
     
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    you could always get on the scale just before and after you poop
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    Yet stretching your asshole out enough to accept a baby IS relevant to your life?

    :c
     
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    it'd be kinda tricky because the displaced water overflows down the drain.
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    I don't think that's accurate.

    I want an accurate measurement.