If a turd falls cleanly out of your ass do you still wipe?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Error, Nov 13, 2015.

  1. Error

    Error New Member

    Reputations:
    189
    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2015
    Messages:
    9
    Likes Received:
    9
    Just wondering.
     
  2. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    107,050
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    9,326
    Likes Received:
    6,928
    Once to make sure it's clean, you never know.
     
  3. piledriver123

    piledriver123 Wonky hunter and Shed lover VIP

    Reputations:
    10,847
    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2013
    Messages:
    963
    Likes Received:
    1,846
    Yes
     
    WHTHS likes this.
  4. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,421
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2012
    Messages:
    3,121
    Likes Received:
    2,683
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

    Reputations:
    71,954
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2011
    Messages:
    16,666
    Likes Received:
    12,514
    No turd has ever fallen cleanly from mine ass.
     
  6. bootyclause

    bootyclause Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    11,794
    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2015
    Messages:
    1,361
    Likes Received:
    3,175
    you cant possibly know that its clean unless u wipe once.
     
    Tracy, WHTHS, John Mahlin and 2 others like this.
  7. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    107,050
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    9,326
    Likes Received:
    6,928
    Some people like to live on the wild side.

    @Error Is that you?
     
    DTF296 and Tracy like this.
  8. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    26,683
    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2012
    Messages:
    10,038
    Likes Received:
    8,412
    you're an alt aren't you?.. byeyou is that you?
     
  9. Craignor

    Craignor Bodymore, Murderland VIP

    Reputations:
    4,366
    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2013
    Messages:
    1,516
    Likes Received:
    2,413
    No. I call it "The immaculate shit" a rare event that must be cherished and shared.
     
  10. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

    Reputations:
    339,535
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    79,567
    Likes Received:
    41,529
    Wtf?
     
    babybear likes this.
  11. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    111,314
    Joined:
    Jan 17, 2012
    Messages:
    4,027
    Likes Received:
    12,567
    If a turd falls cleanly out of your ass do you still wipe?

    If I'm on the toilet, of course, that would be disgusting not to.

    But if one falls out cleanly while walking around, no way, who has time to stop and wipe? I just hope it finds its way down the pant leg and out.
     
  12. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    45,379
    Joined:
    May 1, 2015
    Messages:
    7,818
    Likes Received:
    10,979
    can we leave the shit threads in the bar? wtf do we need two fucked up forums for?
     
  13. Javaforgotme

    Javaforgotme Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    30,103
    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2013
    Messages:
    2,904
    Likes Received:
    6,277
    No but I do play Lotto.
     
  14. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

    Reputations:
    345,786
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    31,929
    Likes Received:
    25,699
    Wet wipe it always.
    Who wants to stink like ass all day?
     
    Tracy and Mike Huntslooce like this.
  15. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

    Reputations:
    348,112
    Joined:
    May 3, 2013
    Messages:
    20,087
    Likes Received:
    37,019
  16. kinneyjames

    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    21,838
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2014
    Messages:
    2,538
    Likes Received:
    5,188
    Until I see blood
     
    EmperorsNewCaps and telecaster like this.
  17. check1

    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    82,720
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2013
    Messages:
    12,234
    Likes Received:
    13,105
    6 posts since February....and this is what op comes up with?
     
  18. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    33,894
    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2014
    Messages:
    2,896
    Likes Received:
    6,532
    If your my kids no
    How do I know ou ask?
    They don't flush for days sometimes. Talk about an aroma
     
    FosterKitten likes this.
  19. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

    Reputations:
    178,992
    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2013
    Messages:
    31,231
    Likes Received:
    31,971
    I don't think you should ever wipe. You're good to go!
     
  20. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

    Reputations:
    240,304
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    38,692
    Likes Received:
    39,413
    What the hell do you think the tiny cameras in there are for?