If a turd falls cleanly out of your ass do you still wipe?

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  1. Error

    Error New Member

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    Just wondering.
     
  2. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Once to make sure it's clean, you never know.
     
  3. piledriver123

    piledriver123 Wonky hunter and Shed lover

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    Yes
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    No turd has ever fallen cleanly from mine ass.
     
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    bootyclause Well-Known Member

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    you cant possibly know that its clean unless u wipe once.
     
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    Some people like to live on the wild side.

    @Error Is that you?
     
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    you're an alt aren't you?.. byeyou is that you?
     
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    No. I call it "The immaculate shit" a rare event that must be cherished and shared.
     
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    Wtf?
     
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    If a turd falls cleanly out of your ass do you still wipe?

    If I'm on the toilet, of course, that would be disgusting not to.

    But if one falls out cleanly while walking around, no way, who has time to stop and wipe? I just hope it finds its way down the pant leg and out.
     
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    can we leave the shit threads in the bar? wtf do we need two fucked up forums for?
     
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    No but I do play Lotto.
     
  14. beetlejosh

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    Wet wipe it always.
    Who wants to stink like ass all day?
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Until I see blood
     
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    6 posts since February....and this is what op comes up with?
     
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    If your my kids no
    How do I know ou ask?
    They don't flush for days sometimes. Talk about an aroma
     
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    I don't think you should ever wipe. You're good to go!
     
  20. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    What the hell do you think the tiny cameras in there are for?