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If a woman starts hitting you, are you a believer in "smacking a bitch"?

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  1. Dirty South

    Dirty South Engorged Member

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    Or do you just have to grin and take it? :ohno:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member VIP

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    why is she hitting me?
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    yes but only because I have the warrior gene
     
  4. Dirty South

    Dirty South Engorged Member

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    Hmmm...

    Could be any reason...

    SHE, however, is the one who gets physical, not you.
     
  5. Dirty South

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    :chair:

    Don't spear me, bro!!

    :scared:
     
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    Warriors unite!
     
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    I'm a fan of the push away or restrain without causing bruising method.
     
  8. Dirty South

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    A Gentleman. :golfclap:

    What if she's an Afro-American BEAST and cannot be dissuaded with such tactics? Do you then increase your usage of force? :bigthink
     
  9. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I guess it matters if she does it in front of other people or just in private. If she does it all the time, then no court is gonna be able to convict you if you can show a past practice of her behavior.

    either way? I'd get the fuck out of that relationship. Nothing good will come of it. some people just don't want to accept that the two of you are not meant to be together.
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

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    Depends on how hot the chick is. :coffee:
     
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    Not going to hit a woman, black white whatever. Just gonna hit the exit.
     
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    where has she hit me? in the face? i can probably deal with that. below the waist? the bitch is going down hard.
     
  14. face palm

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    is she's hitting me out of frustration or anger
    and yes it makes a difference
     
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    exercise your right to arrest a civilian before engaging in violence,
     
  16. wicked smaaaht

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    No, just take it then have hot monkey love
     
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    2Manboobs New Member Shot Dead

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    When my wife felt brave enough to throw blows or start throwing things, I used to throw her on the bed (or couch), hold her down, & hang a dangling snot-filled loogy over her face .... It was a game of 'chance' she chose to play...Sometimes it'd break off and hit its target, & sometimes I'd inhale it back up ....
     
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  18. Slippy

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    I firmly believe that if a girl hits - knowing she's hitting somebody with twice her upper body strength, and twice her size - she deserves to get hit back. This is what I taught my daughter.

    This is not what I teach my sons, however. For their own safety, I have told them to restrain and walk. Sometimes, bitches be too crazy for this method to be effective though. As a man, I think you always still need to remember your size/strength/opponent, when you hit back. Hit her hard enough to get her off you...but not as hard as you'd hit another man. You'd likely kill her.

    Though I can take a solid punch.
     
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    :puke: I'd dip your toothbrush in the toilet for weeks, if you did this to me. Mind you - I wouldn't have hit you to begin with.
     
  20. wicked smaaaht

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    :jj: my stupid older brother did this to me even through high school :pissed:
     

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