If Baltimore Mike was on fire

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  1. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    How much would the carbon footprint cost?
     
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    Would he yell out mayday mayday?
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    Who brings the marshmallows?
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Scientists only please.
     
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    Mike is clean burning fuel. just heat, water and CO2 output.
     
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    Would all the semen in Mike's tummy take longer to burn than the rest of him?
     
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  7. gilaet

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    So many variables.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    There's a lot of water in Mike. You would get a lot of white smoke.
     
  9. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Does that mean we get a new pope?
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    The rhyme is "white smoke, pope, black smoke, nope." That's also a good tongue twister.
     
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    I kinda like this pope so mike is safe for now.
     
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    Global warming!
     
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    It would leave an oil slick behind.

    Very toxic
     
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    It would be an ice age. The smoke would block the sun for decades.
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Just talking about burning a fellow poster alive on a Saturday.
     
  17. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Please send my love to A Succulent Chinese Meal, along with a message of healing and hope. :hat:

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  18. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    I never said he'd be alive.
    Don't get weird.
     
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    I'm willing to discuss it tomorrow as well
     
  20. gwartney

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    You should make a poll asking whether you would piss on Mike if his guts were on fire.