Stern Show If Beefus had a baby.....

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  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    would the nonsense with kittens stop immediately???? if Howard gave her just 1 baby.....I say it would be NSAL who???
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    where the fuck is wujekcity?
     
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    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    She'd drown all her cats for a baby.
    Howard would name the baby Parmesan or Cold Cut.
     
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    She's replacing her need to be a mother to an actual baby with kittens. Much like Ethel, the crazy cat lady that lives 2 blocks away from me and you can still smell her house.
     
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    She would probably have the baby's eyes surgically removed
     
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    She might just do this everyday. :giggle:


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    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    Murcielago Overserved Gold

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    Because she never had a kid, somewhere there's a psychiatrist who missed out on a beautiful vacation home.
     
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    The Cunt has everything a family would want, she should've put her hoof down years ago.
     
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    She'd tell Consuala to drown those filthy cats. Then she'd write a book called Oh My Brat.
     
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    wensday 4 Degrees Warmer

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    Never wanted kids, never had kids, never regretted it, never put a kitten's eyes out.

    But that's just me.
     
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    DDragon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "Howard and I agreed not to have children." :giggle: Bitch, you arent fooling anyone.
     
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    She'd probably name it Yoda. Whatever sex the pelican-horse-hybrid turns out.
     
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