If Beth had a hammer

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  1. TriumphVodka

    TriumphVodka New Member

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    If Beth had a hammer
    She'd pose with the hammer in the morning
    She'd pose with the hammer in the evening
    All over the Hamptons
    She'd pose with the hammer out by the beach
    She'd pose with the hammer out by the pool awning
    She'd do a cartwheel with the hammer outside with her brothers
    All over the Hamptons

    :p
     
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  2. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    See FCCstandards, you can't F*ck with this group. It only provokes them.
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  3. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, some people never learn. What the fuck did he think was gonna happen? Mutt tried to tell people what to do and that worked out well for him.
     
  4. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Love it.
     
  5. MuttFucker

    MuttFucker New Member

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    She'd be a black hammer and scream, "it's hammertime."
     
  6. Imus O Sternsky

    Imus O Sternsky VIP Extreme Gold

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    She would be a claw hammer. And they would be some really big fuckin claws with an old sock wrapped around the handle