If Beth had kids

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    Little shits should STFU
     
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    Petal and chapped like this.
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    Stupid reporter..... we all know the opposite of an apple is an orange.
     
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    My bad Im new here....
     
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    There’s saying something a little nutty during an interview, and then there’s being completely bizarre, weird and strange during an interview.

    Celebuspawns Willow and Jaden Smith fell into the latter category when they spewed what sounds like a bunch of nonsense to the New York TimesT magazine.

    We won’t say anymore. We’ll just let you read these OMG “thoughts” for yourself.

    You’ve been warned!

    THE CONCEPT OF TIME
    WILLOW: “I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that’s how I know it doesn’t exist.”

    JADEN: “It’s proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It’s relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it’s also such a thing that you can get lost in.”

    HOW THE BRAIN WORKS
    JADEN: “So when one thought goes into your mind, it’s not just one thought, it has to bounce off both hemispheres of the brain. When you’re thinking about something happy, you’re thinking about something sad. When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple. It’s a tool for understanding mathematics and things with two separate realities. But for creativity: That comes from a place of oneness. That’s not a duality consciousness. And you can’t listen to your mind in those times — it’ll tell you what you think and also what other people think.”

    WILLOW: “And then you think about what you think, which is very dangerous.”

    ON THEIR COLLABORATIONS
    WILLOW: “Me and Jaden just figured out that our voices sound like chocolate together. As good as chocolate tastes, it sounds that good.”

    DEEP THOUGHTS ON FASHION
    JADEN: “Willow just dropped a song (Cares), let me quote the lyrics: ‘I do not care what people say.’ We both don’t really care. I like to wear things that I make, but I throw it on as though I was throwing on anything. It looks cool, sometimes.”

    WILLOW: “I like to go to places with my high-fashion things where there are a lot of cameras. So I can just go there and be like, ‘Yep, yep, I’m looking so sick.’ But in my regular life, I put on clothes that I can climb trees in.”

    WHY THEY’RE ANTI-SCHOOL
    JADEN: “You never learn anything in school. Think about how many car accidents happen every day. Driver’s ed? What’s up? I still haven’t been to driver’s ed because if everybody I know has been in an accident, I can’t see how driver’s ed is really helping them out.”

    WILLOW: “I went to school for one year. It was the best experience but the worst experience. The best experience because I was, like, ‘Oh, now I know why kids are so depressed.’ But it was the worst experience because I was depressed.”

    We just … can’t. #Flatlines
     
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    Fine.

    But you still have to go in the closet with @GaryPuppet for 10 minutes for such discrepancies.

    And welcome :thumbup2:
     
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    I want what they're smokin'
     
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    I see myself getting a mean bj from Willow in the next 5 or six years. I can see it now... Her choking, me humming waive your head back and forth... Thanks Will for producing this future jizz trap. Too soon?
     
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    Willow looks precisely like Will Smith if he was in drag as a teenager.
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    DEEP THOUGHTS ON FASHION
    JADEN: “Willow just dropped a song (Cares), let me quote the lyrics: ‘I do not care what people say.’ We both don’t really care. I like to wear things that I make, but I throw it on as though I was throwing on anything. It looks cool, sometimes.”

    WILLOW: “I like to go to places with my high-fashion things where there are a lot of cameras. So I can just go there and be like, ‘Yep, yep, I’m looking so sick.’

    Holy Christ. :facepalm:
     
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    they do not even compare to the wonderment of Beth's Fur Babies....
     
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    @Tom Doyers
    Changed my mind mid-thought, sorry!
     
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    May they become aid workers in Africa and both get the Ebola.
     
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    Sounds like 2 kids have been attending Scientology classes with their papa...
     
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    Clearly these are 2 kids who have never heard the word 'no' in their lives. yechhhh :rolleyes: