If Beth killed herself because of this site...

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  1. tradioguy69

    tradioguy69 VP of Larry, Inc.

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    Would you feel bad?

    Would Howard remarry? Come out of the closet?
     
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  2. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...no no and no.
     
  3. DDragon

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    She's too narcissistic to commit suicide.
     
  4. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    I'd break my leg so I wouldn't have to go the funeral
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...you dont have to break anything, just sprain youre ankle that should do it.
     
  6. MasterWarlord

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    The discussions on this board are quite demented! However, I can't stop coming back day after day. It's a strange attraction...
     
  7. JessOnCrack

    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    Half the time her make up looks like it's done by a mortician so I'd say she's ready to go

    Beth is mourned by her husband, no children and 19 cats
     
  8. The Booey

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    He's not coming out of the closet until after his parents die.
     
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    /thread
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...can we get her put in an urn next to bianca?
     
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    Would Howard make any jokes about her vagina during his eulogy?
     
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  12. tradioguy69

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    Better question. Would Howchie pony up the money for a funeral or just let the cats take care of her body?
     
  13. Winst

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    It will be made to look like an accident.



    .... :whistle:

    .... :bigthink
     
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  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...im glad you like it. check out one of our favorite blogs.

    http://bethfanpage.blogspot.com/

    and you have you hear dawgshed.com
     
  15. dancearmstrong

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    He'd find a sponsor. Put some logos all over the church and casket. Get a plug in during the service.
     
  16. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    not really.

    no. he's still not going to admit he loves ralph after she's gone.
     
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    would she get a tattoo to commemorate her death?
     
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    Robin, Beth will have 5 costume changes at the funeral
     
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    If they ever saw this site it would give them a great laugh, twenty angry jealous people obsessing over a radio show they claim they hate. Beth must feel very content with all the good she does for the world, haters can never change that.
     
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    No, no and no.
    But the rescues and fosters would have a field day.

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