If Beth never met Howard..

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  1. SneakAtoke

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    What would her occupation be?
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    She'd either still being doing the little bit of low end modeling she was and just getting by or she'd have maybe found another rich guy to sponge off.
     
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    I don't know what her occupation would be, but there's a damn good chance that the HSS would still be a good show.
     
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    I agree
     
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    There aren't any 40 something low-end models.
    And most rich guys who have trophy wives want young ones, not old ones.

    So I'm not sure. Maybe working as a restaurant hostess. Oh wait, they are all young too. So that's out.
     
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    Back home in Pissburg married to one of her dad's old friends Attention whoring at chamber of commerce luncheons and fighting with her step kids over the time share in Myrtle Beach
     
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    She was 29 when she met Howard. Maybe she could have found someone who had a little money, but not super rich like Howard. Or she could have gotten a real job. Like a check out girl at a food store.
     
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    married with two kids to a weatherman in Pitt
     
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    Our back to school to finish the rest of the 3.75 years she needs for her degree in "English"
     
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    Myrtle Beach. The Pittsburgh Riviera.
     
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    This is the future that Howard has always dreamed of, so if it wasn't Beth it would have been some other brain-dead bimbo.;)
     
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    She'd be unhappily married to some business guy who pulls in around 250k a year. She's probably have squeezed out a few kids by now and would be living in Pittsburgh. Her husband would probably be fucking some other broad on the side.
     
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    She's be a Pittsburgh real estate agent like mom Judy.
     
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    Wow. I think you're all being WAY too kind here. I don't think there's a chance in HELL that someone with mid-level success like a local business man who earns 250K a yr or a semi famous local weatherman would have ever been interested in Beef. Those men tend to want PRETTY, FEMININE women, even if not "model pretty", they sure as hell don't want an awkward tranny linebacker on their arm. Wiggy is a very unique situation. Sure in theory, his immense wealth SHOULD have given him some real power in being to land a high quality chick, but he's SOOOOOOO fucked up and ugly in so many ways and on so many levels, he never could have landed a Heidi Klum or even Jennifer Aniston. Real women with lives aren't interested in him and the average gorgeous, but dumb bimbo wouldn't have been able to keep up the charade of enjoying fucking him the way Beef did for so long.

    Their relationship is an aberration, not evidence that Beef is special because she was able to land a near billionaire.

    If Beef hadn't met Wiggy, "she" would be a good 50lbs heavier today, single and posting shit on facebook like " I have to love myself first before anyone else can love me."