If Beth Ostrosky stern Ended Up In a wheelchair

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  1. dawg

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    How long would Howard stay by her side?

    I would also like to see some Photoshops on this subject :munch:
     
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    Publicly? 1 year
    Privately? 1 minute
     
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    I'm a club-fuckin modoe, you assholes!
     
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    Beth's back in Pittsburgh with her parents Robin. She's more comfortable there.
     
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    He'd lock her in the kitten room
     
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    He would install an ISDN in the house.
     
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    It's all about me! Me! ME!

    No one else :pissed:
     
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    He would stay with her but then he would be able to wheel her into a closet and lock the door so he can have his all male orgies and still be able to live a double life.
     
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    Howard is a man of integrity, he took a vow for better or worse and he would keep to it. He would make sure that she got a portion of beautiful soup whenever she wanted it and that the friend who helps out with disabilities took good care of her.
     
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    He would head for ze hills.

    Better question: what is BETH going to do WHEN HOWARD ends up in a wheelchair???
     
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    The only imaginable scenario.
     
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    Karma is a bitch and Howard has an appointment with it sooner or later, we all do.
     
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    I want to see it sooner rather than later!
     
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    With Beth in a wheelchair, our dear, dear friend Ralph has moved in to help manage things.
     
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    Contract is stamped "VOID"
     
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    Allison would not agree.