If Beth really wants a pet as a child

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  1. HowardsNeckFlap

    HowardsNeckFlap New Member Banned User

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    she should get a pet monkey

    those things are as human as animals get
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Nah she wanted real kids big time, that's why she has brought it up for years with Howard. Nwo she's given up because she knows Howard will not budge. Traded in children and motherhood for.......well you know.
     
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    ravenrules Well-Known Member

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    There are crazy people out there who actually do that shit.

    [video=youtube;YWlK4HKIAJs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWlK4HKIAJs[/video]
     
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    Thread rated.
     
  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    They could always adopt a kid and start another scam charity, they wouldn't even have to change the acronym NSAL - North Shore African League.
     
  6. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    a sloth is the big thing for these attention depraved perpetually pubescent menapausal women. Sloths hug their human mothers non stop because they can't shiver, they only poop once a week and they can't run a way. They are a needy womans dream
     
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    HNF brings up a great point.
     
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    hey now rbs

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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Just like Robin Beth will regret bigtime never having a kid.
     
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    What's good, bro?

    How's the boat life?
     
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    Pity hippogriff's aren't real. One of them would seem like the perfect surrogate child for those two freaks.
     
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    She already has ape-by-proxy with Howard ordering Gary around.
     
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    :lol:

    Awesome callback!
     
  14. markluke

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    More like the reverse version of this where they just have two ass ends...

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    sugar gliders make good pets! they're so adorable, maybe beth could get one.
     
  16. sfgirl

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    Yeah but the big ones can rip off your face. ~justsayin~