If Beth Stern Were Kidnapped In Mexico Would Howard Pay The Ransom?

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  1. BethSucks

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    She seems like a prime candidate for a kidnapping. Her husband is a near billionaire and doesn't accompany her when she leaves the resort area, she has the mental capacity of a burrito and could probably be enticed into a car by showing her a stack of play money. How many marbles would Howard pay to get his aging trophy whore back?


    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/03/mexico-kidnappings_n_4036902.html

    Mexico saw 105,628 kidnappings last year, according to a survey by the National Institute of Statistics and Geography, a government agency. The statistics didn’t show much faith in law enforcement to address the problem -- only 1,317 cases were reported to police.
    Perhaps even more disturbing, the government may be part of the problem. BBC Mundo reported the case of businessman Eduardo García Valseca, who was confined to a wooden box by his kidnappers, who watched over him with cameras and motion sensors. García Velseca said his captors shot him in the arm and injected him with contaminated, coagulated blood, resulting in an infection.
    When his kidnappers released him after seven months, García Valseca went to the authorities. “They never did anything,†García Valseca told the BBC. “To the contrary, they threatened me so that I wouldn’t talk to the press.â€
    Kidnapping for ransom has become a common problem in recent years, in a country plagued by rampant organized crime financed by trafficking drugs to American consumers. Drug gangs have also been known to target migrants headed over the U.S.-Mexico border for kidnapping.
     
  2. Divorce Chicken

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    Do you really think Ronni would let this happen?
     
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    I think he'd definitely pause for a few minutes before making any call. :hehe:
     
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    Wiggy can always call Mutt and John Daniels to negotiate for him. they don't take any shit.
     
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    ...i hope you get raped by a wild pack of mexicans.

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    howard would immediately have a wake celebrating his wife's death I MEAN LIFE with cabana boys pool boys and hampton summer bus boys.
     
  7. BethSucks

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    Howard would be too busy working on the show to attend but would send a nice plate of deli meat.
     
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    "Dear Mr. and Mrs Oats, I'm sorry for your loss, here's some rugelach."
     
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    Before I answer that, would the kidnappers take their payment in on the air plugs?
     
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    it would be funny if Gary was supposed to make the money drop, but didn't show up because he broke his ankle.
     
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    "This funeral is brought to you by ashley madison and shittens."
     
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    Wiggy would use the ransom money to further develop the Porky's remake and "Howard Stern The Highschool Years". It's what Beth would have wanted.
     
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    Ronnie would be the guy in the gap shirt:



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    Did beff set it up?
     
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    Think of all the publicity! :c
     
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    Can someone tip off the Los Zeta's where the resort is??? PLEASE!!!
     
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    The old man would be all confused. He's accustomed to not lifting a finger unless someone is paying HIM.