If Beth was a Horse

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Oh, wait :weird:
     
  2. LisaGsDentures

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    Thats not nice
     
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    If Beth were a horse....even just for a day......she'd eat all the hey.....leave Howie the gay!
     
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    ok
     
  6. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    If Beth really was a horse, she would take an enormous horse shit once a month that would cover an entire meadow. Enough fertilizer for a lifetime.
     
  7. OV

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    If she was a jewish horse she'd be a cantor; an italian horse, a stallion.
     
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    and Howard is a gelding

    "A gelding is a castrated horse or other equine such as a donkey or a mule. Castration, and the elimination of hormonally driven behavior associated with a stallion, allows a male horse to be calmer and better-behaved, making the animal quieter, gentler and potentially more suitable as an everyday working animal."
     
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    If?
     
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    Whoa, she's not a horse?
     
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    she is NOT. She is a pretty pretty princess.
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  13. MuttFucker

    MuttFucker New Member

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    Of course she's a horse of course of course.