If Beth was roasted give your best shot.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mutt Sucks, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    [h=1]Secretariat called and wanted to know if you are done borrowing the wreath.[/h]
     
  2. ChocolatyUtters

    ChocolatyUtters Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;QkjN7nGHRYU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjN7nGHRYU[/video]
     
  3. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    "When Beth told her mom she was marrying Howard Stern, at first her mother was angry. She thought Beth was marrying the attorney Howard K Stern. When she became clear it was the KOAM Howard Stern, she was relieved. Afterall, if you're gonna whore yourself out to an old, ugly Jew, it might as well be the REALLY rich one."
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Hey bo how much did loboutin charge to cover the two gunboats you stole from the navy?
     
  6. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i would just have gilbert take my spot...that fucker is an idiot savant comedian.:hat:
     
  7. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Beth claims she doesn't want to be famous...what a load of shit. If they had a red carpet leading into the chambers at Auschwitz, she still would have walked it.
     
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    itpdude New Member

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    Hell, she was a guard there. . . .
     
  9. TheWakening

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    [video=youtube;98HnSiRYByg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98HnSiRYByg[/video]
    Everyone is laughing because everyone is thinking it.
     
  10. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    "Hey Beth, the Joker wants his smile back."
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    hey everyone beth stern changed radio
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    "Hey Beth, where's Wilbur?"
     
  13. Gogol Boobdello

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    Beth has a face only a mother could love. .....or a jockey.
     
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    Beth Stern really is ageless . She has the vocabulary of a 5 year ode. The personality of a 12 year ode . And the bank account of a 58 year ode.
     
  15. HS Cult Leader

    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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    I guess I shouldn't!

    Someone here keep Neg repping me when I say things about Beth, it's the 3rd. time now!


    I wonder why they never leave their name when they do it?
     
  16. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    "Beth O, look at them gams, but next time, sweetie, consider some pantyhose. We can see where the jockey was hitting you."
     
  17. itpdude

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    "Howard had to move out of the city because the farmer was having a bitch of a time getting through the tunnel with his bails of hay. Thank you, bin Laden!"
     
  18. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Accident in the Hamptons this morning..It seems Beth Stern fell and can't giddy-up.

    Right afterward she went and gargled..It seems she was a little horse..


    That's all I got.......:dontknow:


    F-Mutt
     
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    I can hear Yucko's horn after each zing. . .
     
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    "Howard likes to say you work. Work on what? Your exit strategy once the terms of the pre-nup are fulfilled?"