if beth was to your house

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  1. doytch

    doytch Well-Known Member

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    if it was day when beth who is sad and desperate, minus dick stern can not get through penetration from my words? so if beth did come to your house and says to you to give sex to her and give her baby how will your reaction be?

    I would make her child
     
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    Faltering forces of infidels cannot just enter a country of 26 million people and lay besiege to them! They are the ones who will find themselves under siege. Therefore, in reality whatever this miserable Rumsfeld has been saying, he was talking about his own forces. Now even the American command is under siege.
     
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    This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!
     
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    Ahmadinejad, he is still around, but he is still an embarrassment. He looks like a snitch on 'Miami Vice.' I mean, why does he not wear a tie? Does he think every day in Iran is Casual Friday?
     
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    My sister was voted by Almaty Chamber of Commerce as best sex in mouth. She is number 2, or 3, best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan.
     
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    I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on roller skates -- it means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.
     
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    Do not make a mockery of a doytch thread...
     
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    May I ask you are a man who does with another man?
     
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    That's better.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I'd hide my wallet.
     
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    Goddamit Splash if you fuck this up...:mad:
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Doytch in da house! :cheer:
     
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    Latka?
     
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    I would hide my cat so Beth couldn't rescue it. I don't even have a cat.
     
  17. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    We could play marbles
     
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    I would feed her poisonous sugarcubes.
     
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    Dont know if she would fuck a fat old guy and I couldnt give her a baby but I would love to try. :)
     
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    Doytch!!! :cheer: