IF Beth were a Final Jeopardy Question.. What would that question be?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    In the '90s she was known as a cum keffiyeh before moving to NY and become and famous modol


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  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "Classless for $1000 Alex"

    "This person posted a holiday picture of her cat playing in a Saks box while the memorial for the Newton massacre victims was being held"
     
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    Arabic for "girlfriend experience".
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Who is Pon?
     
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    ...the hermaphrodite, discontinued clothing line model, escort turned picture book author and leather wearing animal activist.
     
  6. chapped

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    Turn Ferguson would cunt punch her

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    Contestants...your final Jeopardy category is "Cunts".
     
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  8. chapped

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    Well technically Beth would be an answer to APE TITS

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    That cunt couldn't compete on, "are you smarter than a 1st grader?"
     
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    "Initially the son of a felonious defrocked Pittsburgh dentist, she parlayed reconstructed genitalia, gallons of Euro Arabian semen and fake modeling credentials into fortune but not fame"
     
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    "This z list celebrities most famous role was herself as an AGT audience member"
     
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    Answer: A popular D.J. who is the self proclaimed "King of all Media" and the biggest hypocritical fraud in entertainment history took this blatantly obvious gold digger as his second wife.
     
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    The Final Jeopardy category today is: "Daughters of Felons"

    This daughter of a felonious oral surgeon endlessly chastises those who eat beef and ceaselessly promotes her animal activism while draping herself in leather and lambskin
     
  14. chapped

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    fucking brilliant
     
  15. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Interesting enough it looks like they already had a Beth question on SNL


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    She was the first horse to sport a blonde mane and later married a wigged pelican.
     
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    "She conquered the European modeling world without one photograph being taken of her"
     
  19. chapped

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    She helped keep her High School Principals nut sac nice and dry, while getting special visits..

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    Medical Marvels for $500

    "This saint can go months without making a bowel movement"