If Beth were a mother

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  1. TriumphVodka

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    would she have a retarded baby?

    or a circus freak with two heads, horseteeth, and lobster hoofs?

    :facepalm:
     
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    It be a white Beetlejuice.
     
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    That I'd hafta see!! :c
     
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    TheWakening...Cannot give rep to the same post twice.
     
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    She would have to learn how to wipe seeing how she's never taken a shit.
     
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    She wouldn't change a diaper once. That would be the Filipinos job.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    She would have to be knocked up by Nacho because Howig's all dried up.
     
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    Or maybe her co-star carpenter Jared could nail her
     
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    She will soon be changing her husband's diapers.
     
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    no doubt.