If Beth were a toy...

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    A vuvuzala. Those things are so f*ing annoying
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    If Beth were a toy, she'd be sold on an infomercial.... Nobody would actually buy them, but the infomercial won't stop replaying over and over and over on the channel you used to love to watch.
     
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    She would only let Howard touch her for two minutes twice a week, if she didn't have a headache, or a stomachache, or any one of hundreds of excuses.
     
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    If there was a new Hermes purse on the market, she would suck it up. (I guess literally..)
     
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    She would cost way more then she was worth ,it would be hard to open the dusty old box, and when you finally did it wouldn't work because it was old and outdated. When you tried to return it you would find out it was a cheap imatation that wasn't really from the Hamptons but a cheap, fake, imitation from Pittsburg. Always read the label and let the buyer beware
     
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