If Beth's cheating were a sport and if you were a sports announcer

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    What would your play by play sound like??


    Beth lines up....Howard gets ready to fuck her...... Its a fake! Black guy run in .. its a three hole blitz

    he is about to bust one on Beth's face ... oh, oh Howard wants to intercept.. black guy give Howard a stiff arm

    touch down! no flags...



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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    she looks right
    she looks left
    at the same time

    she spreads her legs and he goes right up the middle for the score
     
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    Howard goes in for the slam dunk ohhh it's rejected by nacho and he takes over possession
     
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    Beth has not cheated on Howard because she is sexually satisfied...
     
  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    ummm ok
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    She spitsssss....she scoresss!!!!
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Beth lines up in the shotgun, it's a gold digging wife sneak right up the middle of her legs for the score!!!!
     
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  9. chapped

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    post of the year