If Dawg had a party...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mojopin, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Mojopin

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    ...and we all showed up,

    Who would fight?

    Who would hook up?

    Would we call each other by our screen names? "Hey Mojo!" "Hi Teeney!"

    :bigthink
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I would drug Oderus and fuck him in the ass
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    I'd bring Teeney a Ginger Ale and a pair of headphones for when DJ Kanye West starts playing Skrillex.
     
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    I'd be the wacky uncle wearing a lampshade on my head. :cwl:
     
  5. Mojopin

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    By the way, Teeney's taken.
     
  6. nazdrowie

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    I would bring a stack of red cards and hand out "negs" all evening
     
  7. Mojopin

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    Everyone who has significant others must bring them.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Jesus why is this faggot back :facepalm:
     
  9. Stan Beeman

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    I would bring the mashed potatoes
     
  10. Mojopin

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    Who would stick their dick in them?
     
  11. LonghornJ

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    He would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say "thank you for being a friend!"
     
  12. Stan Beeman

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    probably me :coffee:
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Oh hell no
     
  14. Mojopin

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    Yes.
     
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    Because he has been banned to the bar :c
     
  16. Mojopin

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    He's invited too.
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    I would be there :)
     
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    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :nocheer:
     
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    Culero :beer:
     
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    I would make a human caterpillar out of oderus, kanye, chriza, and baltimore mike. i would put bm in the front and feed him beefarino.