If Dawg had a Sophie's Choice

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    If Dawg was presented with these 2 options, what would he choose?

    1) Keep The Bar, and dump the Howard Stern forum.

    2) Keep The Howard Stern forum, and dump The Bar.

    He could only select one.

    I predict he'd pick The Bar because they actually have threads named after him.

    [video=youtube;R2Dxx3_iF14]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Dxx3_iF14[/video]
     
  2. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    In five years the bar will be more relevant.
     
  3. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    ive been gone a while. whats the problem here? is the bar erupting into all chaos like the old days of SFN?
     
  4. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Oh man. You missed it.

    I don't think we're allowed to talk about it though.
     
  5. Tish

    Tish Well-Known Member

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    Kill everyone in the bar, then open a new one around the corner with a cover charge.
    was that a choice? Sophie..
     
  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i cant see the HSS being around for much longer... or me giving a shit about it for that matter..

    so yea would seem the wiser choice would be to keep the bar..and the saloon going back to what it was before the SFSN ppl

    arrived and SFN being long dead before that
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    dawg is very familar with bullshit. that's why he created this site. dont get stressed. get rid of the trash and move on. u dont need the drama.

    IMO.

     
  8. KINGjoe

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    well it is easy, he would dump the stern forum, who wouldn't....but we would go to the bar and take over with our "faggotry"......
     
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    Charon Soulless VIP

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    Kill both. He doesn't need the bullshit
     
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    noname2 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Dawg would sell both for about a million dollars each (in plugs) and retire to a trailer park near the Hamptons near the fire hydrant Howard uses to piss on his fans.
     
  11. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    :lol: You forgot something. Don't worry, I fixed it.
     
  12. KINGjoe

    KINGjoe New Member

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    LOL!!:udevil:
     
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    What is "The Bar", I have never actually been in there.

    Never mind I will go have a look now.
     
  14. LobsterTails

    LobsterTails Well-Known Member

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    Unfortunately I didn't really follow what was going on over there so I retreated to the relative safety of THSS forum.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    why wouldn't he just merge them after Wiggy retires?
     
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    He'd dump both forums and keep Health & Wellness. Dawg seriously watches what he eats, ask him.


    :tadah:
     
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    NO! remember, immense faggotry! LOL!! they won't know what hit them!
     
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    Howard would give the daughter that performed topless to the Nazi.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    :cwl:
     
  20. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    That's not the question.

    The question is if he was given those two options -- and only those 2 options -- what would he chose?

    The point of a Sophie's Choice is you have 2 choices, not three.
     
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