If Dawgsaloon had a party...

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    Chriza would be the really obnoxious drunk who steals alcohol from everyone and insists on playing his music which everyone hates, because "everyone will love it". When he really starts go get wasted dont be surprised if he pulls out his penis, and if you throw him out, he'll just suddenly be back 5 min later. Eventually he falls asleep in your bathtub.

    Super Mario would be the really fun life of the party guy who makes everyone laugh and feel comfortable - but still you know you have to keep an eye on him. The drunker he gets, the louder and more belligerent he becomes, and you have to beg him to please not start a fight or something. Eventually, he will start a fight with someone and when you pull him away he'll break down and get all depressed saying hes been having a really tough time lately.

    Satori Brah would be that buff drunk guy who keeps challenging everyone to pushup competitions. Hes a nice guy but danm is it annoying when he wont shut up about workouts and crossfit and stuff. its like talk about something else, man.

    AnimalGod would be that bro who not only shows up with a few girls for the party but also has with him extra booze. Hes the guy you ask to be in charge of the music because you know he "gets" what needs to be played and also hes big enough to keep chriza away from the sound system.

    RH Goatcabin would be that guy you eventually have to ask to leave after only an hour because hes creeping everyone out and people are coming to you and telling weird rumors theyve heard about him. Hes also acting waaay too comfortable in your home like youre his best friend or something, even though you hardly know him.

    Shivettez would be that guy everyone eggs on to keep drinking because its hilarious when he gets wasted and passes out. Its basically his thing, and the best part of it all, he doesnt get everyones just clowning him.

    Dawg would be that guy who despite being the first invited, is the last to show up. The reason hes the last to show up is because he wont give you a fucking answer to whether or not hes coming. he wants to know exactly who else is there, if there are enough girls, etc. He keeps telling you he has like 5 other parties he could go to so its nothing personal bro just makinging sure i go to the best one. Suuuure
     
  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    who else :D
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    that was stupid
     
  4. Air Florida

    Air Florida Well-Known Member

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    What a party.:rolleye:
     
  5. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    youre stupid
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    gary would be the kid i beat up because he was acting like a little bitch.
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Jim J Jiblets told me to tell you to eat 11 shovels and 14 industrial size drums of mayonnaise.
     
  8. Satori Brah

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    I made the list :yes:
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    you beat me up? :jj:
    gonna have to ask you to leave this thread
     
  10. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    An all male party? :eek:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    gary ill kick your ass nigga
     
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    I'm in his head. :jj:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :lol:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Garys the guy at the front door begging people to sneak him in
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    never. gary threads are among my favorites...
     
  16. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    im glad youre finally showing your true colours, asshole.
     
  17. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Such a sad life :(
     
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    Porridge. :jj:
     
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    :giggle: thought the same thing
     
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    befunny or shut the fuck up nigga, dont push me yo