If Drunky McSquare tits really took seven baths a day

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    what kind of a world do you have to live in to take 7 fucking baths a fucking day???



    wakes up at noon hung over .. then takes a bath,
    selfie with cats then takes a bath,
    rolls up dollar bills then takes a bath ,
    yells at maria then takes a bath ,
    picks out outfits then takes a bath,
    eats and throws up then takes a bath,
    stays out all night with special friend and then takes a bath
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    She doesn't. That's Wiggy's weird need to prove he has the best girl on the planet who is superior to all others in every way. " My wife really knows how to wash, Robin." He's actually said this. :bounce:
     
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    she still rolls up dollar bills tho right?
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yes.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    If she takes 7 baths a day, she really does nothing for a living besides taking a "look at me" selfie once in a while. NO way someone with any job or purpose would have time to take 7 baths a day. :no:
     
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    A very privileged one where all your bills are paid and you have nothing to do.
     
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    This. But after 3, it wouldn't just get pruny, her skin would slough off.
     
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    :yay:
     
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    i knew a junkie that got 'wet' 4 times a day .... he is now dead of coarse
     
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    don't be so elitist racist....
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I think "Slough off" is going to be my new insult to ne'er-do-wells.
     
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    i was offended
     
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    I figured. :giggle:
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i am sensitive like that
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Yes I know. You're our delicate little flower here at the Shed. We protect you.
     
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    Oh, slough oof, Cherie. De rien.
     
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    awwwwww thank you!
    what would i do without your protection?

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    I'm no shrink like Dr Giggles, (although I took a few courses in college back when the dinosaurs roamed the earth), but it's pretty obvious that if she's taking that many baths a day it has less to do with cleanliness and more to do with OCD and ritualistic pathologies. IMO she's still either trying to symbolically wash all the arabic lustful sweat and smeared semen off her as well as any remnants of sexual contact she once may have had with Justin Theroux's body double. Carry On.

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