If every one of my fans buys just one calendar

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    If every one of my fans buys just one calendar, the $7 million expansion project will be a success..

    It has now been over a year,
    dozens of cheesy contest
    win dates with Beth
    Birthday bash seats
    Billy Joel Concerts
    Rachel Ray
    Rich old men donating shit loads of money

    I guess Howard has allot less fans then he thought


    and not one fucking update on how much has been raised or is still needed

     
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    isabella VIP Extreme Gold

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    one year from now we're going to hear the same exact BS.
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Kitty Ranch? It's around.
     
  4. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    I think they've claimed that the kitten wing is almost half funded and that they expect to break ground next year. Beth's proceeds from the Yoda book should be enough to pay for the shovel.
     
  5. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    btw the Yoder book is almost up to 4 stars.
    get a move on, people who have not yet posted reviews
     
  6. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :lmao:
     
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    itsawig VIP Extreme Gold

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    If the calendar cost $20 then he assumes he has 350,000 urine drenched sycophants. That is way under the 7 to 10 million they brag about
     
  8. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    It's all bullshit. I've seen community sports centers built for WAAAY less. This is all about HUGE money being donated by the rich and gullible followers so that a low cost building can be built with a name on it and the rest can be spread out for socialite associate projects.
     
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  9. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Everyone donate money and help animals!!!!!

    What's in front of the NSAL bus in the Hamptons? Front and center? A rich car....


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    Is the North Shore Animal League bus in any low income communities?? Yeah just go to the Hampton's to plead your case at rich parties. Good job.

    Always make sure you are exposed....


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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Hey X, I think its been over 2 years.
     
  11. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    What comes first? Beth's 50th or the ground breaking for the ki'en ranch?
     
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  13. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Shit...poor thing.
     
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    You mean Maryanne from Brooklyn, Bobo, and High Pitch haven't been bought their quota of calendars yet?
     
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  15. tHISisKiSSeL

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    They don't have the thing where you can add tag words anymore?
     
  16. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    2??? good golly miss molly
    and what happened to the pictures i was suppose to see?
    can someone get don on the phone?
     
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    Each of his fans bought one, he sold 12.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Wait until they get the money and her socialite partner money. It will be one hell of a speech...

     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    12??

    lets not get carried away... there are like 5 ppl max posting at SFN
     
  20. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Ugh! I HATE hurt animal stuff....you stink!
     
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