If FTM showed up at your house to fix your cable, what would you do?

In a more pleasant thread, without a dickhead of an OP.

I'd still ask her to cook and get her a drink while cranking up some music.

 

I would seduce her

 

Take pics.

 

I dunno...

 

I want to dance around in our panties, take pictures, and drink some beers/vodka cramberries!

 

I'm scared to ask, 'cause you're a bit of a freak............but how exactly would you go about "seducing" her?

Somebody needs to. Gwarn will likely be shot down in flames, and it will be funny as hell.

 

I'm blushing.

 

THANK YOU! Some people just don't know how to unclench and have a good time!

Then we'll watch free porn on the stations she hooks up for me.

 

I would want her to fart so i can sniff it. Hopefully use my bafroom so i can lick the toilet seat after

 

i'd ask her why a pizza delivery person was sent to fix my cable. then, i would bite her ass...hard

 

I'll out-maneuver you every time, you little bitch!

 

maybe now you'll get some use out of those speedos

 

I'd invite her to a night of food and entertainment at Medieval Times.

 

I'd still invite her and Sweaty to my other house.
(He can be in the sun right? Or do we have to put a special tarp over him or use some prescription creams? )

 

you hit submit, then got all pissed

 

This thread just took a really freaky turn.

 

I hope she wears those plastic thingies over her working boots, cuz Id hate tah have mud up in my carpet...

 

I'd give her a pouty look, the blow a kiss, after that I would point at my weenie and tell come n get it