In a more pleasant thread, without a dickhead of an OP. I'd still ask her to cook and get her a drink while cranking up some music.
I'm scared to ask, 'cause you're a bit of a freak............but how exactly would you go about "seducing" her? Somebody needs to. Gwarn will likely be shot down in flames, and it will be funny as hell.
THANK YOU! Some people just don't know how to unclench and have a good time! Then we'll watch free porn on the stations she hooks up for me.
I would want her to fart so i can sniff it. Hopefully use my bafroom so i can lick the toilet seat after
I'd still invite her and Sweaty to my other house. (He can be in the sun right? Or do we have to put a special tarp over him or use some prescription creams? )
I hope she wears those plastic thingies over her working boots, cuz Id hate tah have mud up in my carpet...
I'd give her a pouty look, the blow a kiss, after that I would point at my weenie and tell come n get it