If FTM showed up at your house to fix your cable, what would you do?

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  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    In a more pleasant thread, without a dickhead of an OP.

    I'd still ask her to cook and get her a drink while cranking up some music.
     
  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

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    I would seduce her
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Take pics.
     
  4. Stevie

    Stevie Well-Known Member VIP

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    I dunno...
     
  5. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I want to dance around in our panties, take pictures, and drink some beers/vodka cramberries! :dance:
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm scared to ask, 'cause you're a bit of a freak............but how exactly would you go about "seducing" her?

    Somebody needs to. Gwarn will likely be shot down in flames, and it will be funny as hell.
     
  7. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I'm blushing. :eek:
     
  8. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    THANK YOU! Some people just don't know how to unclench and have a good time!

    Then we'll watch free porn on the stations she hooks up for me. :cheer:
     
  10. BearShit

    BearShit Yung Boul

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    I would want her to fart so i can sniff it. Hopefully use my bafroom so i can lick the toilet seat after
     
  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    i'd ask her why a pizza delivery person was sent to fix my cable. then, i would bite her ass...hard
     
  12. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'll out-maneuver you every time, you little bitch!
     
  13. sarnie

    sarnie hey ec come back and give me some sugar Gold

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    maybe now you'll get some use out of those speedos
     
  14. JJR

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    I'd invite her to a night of food and entertainment at Medieval Times.
     
  15. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'd still invite her and Sweaty to my other house.
    (He can be in the sun right? Or do we have to put a special tarp over him or use some prescription creams? )
     
  16. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    you hit submit, then got all pissed :jj:
     
  17. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    This thread just took a really freaky turn.
     
  18. Stevie

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    I hope she wears those plastic thingies over her working boots, cuz Id hate tah have mud up in my carpet...
     
  19. Gwarn1

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    I'd give her a pouty look, the blow a kiss, after that I would point at my weenie and tell come n get it
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

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    :worried: