If FTM showed up at your house to fix your cable, what would you do?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'd be all like


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  2. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    I'd probably start a thread about it.
     
  3. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    he mad that he thinks im funny, but i think hes lame as fuck. :jj:
     
  4. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Yea I'd start a spinoff about it. Hope for more thsn 20 posts. I'd consider that s success.
     
  5. Splash

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    Id be all Hey Joey Ramone is her to fix my cable :cheer:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  7. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I'd offer her some beef jerky. :D
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :rofl:

    Nice.

    I envision Clutch's head imploding as I type. :lol:
     
  9. Splash

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    Then id bang her good :c
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You've clearly never read his text messages.

    He's funny as fuck!!!!
     
  11. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Stare at her plumber's crack when she bends over to unhook shit.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :cheer:
     
  13. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He's being serious in those. Methinks you're laughing at him. :nono:
     
  14. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    :wtf: deja vu
     
  15. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I must be missing out on some comedy. Your endorsement is paramount.
     
  16. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    would you lick the brown eye?
     
  17. jackie the jerk

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    Have her take off her shirt so I can see what a Lexus tire tread looks like.
     
  18. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You seem like a real asshole...
     
  19. Swayze

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    One word.......



    RAPE!
     
  20. Splash

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    I would definitely roofie her good