If gay marriage was legal, would you marry Howard for the 1/4bil jackpot?

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Marry Howard?

Poll closed May 25, 2013.
  1. Yes

    13 vote(s)
    43.3%
  2. No

    17 vote(s)
    56.7%
  1. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Assuming you would get 1/2 of his fortune when divorced or he croaks, could you pretend to love a selfish, gangly, 60 year old and, waste the prime of your life going to bed at 7:00pm every night?

    (This poll is strictly for scientific purposes.)
     
  2. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    i'm making macaroni and cheese right now...ill answer this soon.
     
  3. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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  4. Keyless Chuck

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    I already ate my mac and cheese. Fuck to the yes, to be able to retire in your early 30's... pass me the cock.
    I only have 2 chimneys in my house
     
  5. smichal

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    I coudln't stomach it. No way.
     
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  7. Beths Arab

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    I'm too old and fat to do cartwheels with my balls hanging out so i had to go with a no.:whistle:
     
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    is howard the top or bottom?
     
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    I'd start adopting tons of pets and "have" to live in the beach house while he stays in the city to "care" for them and then head to the city for weekends for red carpet charity events while he is in the beach house, Beth has already paved the way for us all how to minimize Howard contact.
     
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    I love Kraft Mac and Cheese.
     
  11. Smartguy

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    Well he does claim to have a small penis, so, I guess, it wouldn't be that bad as he is already convinced BJ's are demeaning. 250 million is a lot of money, but, the second he asks me to make a snow angel in my Speedo I am out of there.
     
  12. newcastlefan

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    you wouldn't have to fuck or blow him: every time he wants sex, say "sure" and sneeze or cough. later on alternate this will arranging to develop a localized red rash where he can see it (poison ivy, maybe). as long as you keep appearing sickly he will be afraid to touch you.
     
  13. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    Good point, which is good for the long run because he will become disinterest and divorce you...

    But your pretty much going to have to blow him a couple of times to secure the ring.

    This is certainly a conundrum worthy of a SAW movie.
     
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    There isn't much I wouldn't do for a $125 million.
     
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    I'd do it and would become a raving drug addict.
     
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    I forgot to vote on this poll! Can't do it right now im making hamburger helper. Will answer soon!
     
  17. dude

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    Hmmmm
    Well it is a lot of money and Howard seems like a little bitch these days so he'd be the woman in the relationship.
    He'd have to be "the bottom", and he already wears a wig. Wouldn't be too bad. :dontknow:
     
  18. smichal

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    what flavour? I tried sloppy joe HH. it is pretty good, better than cheeseburger flavour or regular (the worst).
     
  19. Murphy

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    Why be hypothetical? It's already legal in NY. Go for it! :c